Double Ensuite, All Bills, Modern, Or Quirky?

They say bad luck happens in twos!
Ex police officer with over 22 years service I decide to take early retirement. On the eve of my retirement wife decides to call it a day and divorces me. Court awards her the house which I had nearly paid for in full…….ouch : ( ……………..She then takes a very large wedge from my pension commutation payout and she’s still not finished…………..god help me?

Where does that leave me?..........Now technically homeless and seeking somewhere to live.

In an ideal world I’d love a mews apartment or a coach-house, barn conversion, river or canal setting, or a modern high spec flat. Alas….this is not an ideal world so I’ll settle for a comfortable double bed ensuite, with all bills inclusive. I
I value my privacy very much having spent most of my life in social and communal situations, from army to police. ‘Whole property’ would be nice…..but I know I’ve got to be realistic and within budget £750pcm.

Thank you