Flat share for couple

* THIS IS NOW BEEN UPGRADED URGENT - description is now updated please read everything carefully

* Current neighbour who works in Westminster council has caused a ton of issues with repairs on our current flat which has now made living where we are currently impossible for safety reasons hence we are now urgently seeking a move which has resulted in. Multiple service failures 4x floods etc approaching the council is no longer a visible option for us to ask for help advise or anything due to fears of reprisals or false accusations

Both me & Ian., are indeed looking for a whole flat or a monster size double room Max Budget £500

A little bit about us & I have gone into great detail so please read it carefully

Ian 33yrs old - Originally from Southampton but now lives in London -- Ian loves random hotel stays lazy days in snuggles random trips Planes Trains & always down for trying new things

Me ( Paul ) am 32 - Born in London & lives in London used to live in Plymouth - on twitch for a living - ( channelnotinuse ) I do boxing & kick boxing along with long walks in my spare time loves train rides & day trips out along with random hotel stays & amateur Comedian ( well Am trying )

Am clean & tidy & works from home enjoys going out chilling long walks we both love just keep ourselves to ourselves away from everyone once we have finished for the day

Good transport links - shops pubs & decent vibes takeaways but most importantly it must have a pub that has banter laughs & decent pints on offer are a must

myself & Ian come as a package & together & always stay together if you choose one of us It’s both of us as we’re not just a couple we’re a team

What we are looking for in future flat mates - fun loving caring clean & tidy Polite Zero Excuses Funny but also enjoy there own space but also enjoys sharing what we get Up to & You must be Non Smoking

We are not interested in going through a vetting process or background checks if that you’re sort of way of doing things we are 100% Not interested

Don’t waste my time with silly messages talking about £795 or £1200 a month when you have been told the max budget is £500 a month & don’t be so arrogant either or even an idiot who too lazy to read
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