Steve: looking for a fab room

Hey. I?m on the hunt for a big room - en-suite would be awesome - south of the river. Been in east London for a couple of years and now time to head back south. Views are good and a garden/balcony would be fab...but not essential.
Drinks and going out are great, as is dossing on my bed watching tv. Happy to join in with stuff but super self-reliant here. Often work away from London and have family up north (the real north, beyond the Northern line).
I?ve been living with friends for a couple of years and am well-drilled in the whole ?living with folks? routine.
No need for ?room for a pony?, but I do come with a train nameplate; it?s cooler than you think. Honest.