Quiet, Clean Grad Student Wants Accommodation

Hello potential flatmates and landlords!

I'm a 26-year-old recent graduate from Cranfield School of Management, armed with a shiny new master's degree and a burning desire to live near the majestic Thames. Specifically, I'm eyeing the E14 area, with Isle of Dogs being my dream locale (because who doesn't want to live on an island in London, right?).

Now, I know what you're thinking - another student with champagne taste and a lemonade budget. But fear not! I'm as flexible as a yoga instructor when it comes to room size. I'm not looking for a palace, just a cozy corner to call my own.
A bit about me:

I'm a kitchen ninja (meaning I barely use it, so no fights over the last clean spoon)
I'm tidier than Marie Kondo on a good day
I'm always up for a chat, especially if it involves nerdy topics or Thames trivia

My budget is... let's say "modest," but I'm willing to stretch it for the right place. After all, you can't put a price on waking up to riverside views (okay, you can, but let me dream).
So, if you have a room that fits this bill and you're looking for a flatmate who's more likely to be found admiring the river than hogging the bathroom, drop me a line!

P. S. Bonus points if the flat comes with a telescope for Thames-watching. Just kidding... unless you have one?