Fun & Friendly Flatmate Looking for a New Home!

Hey, I'm Josh. 👋

If you're reading this, and consider yourself friendly and chilled, with a nice, clean, furnished room available in a shared house in NW London or further out along the Metropolitan Line, then I'd really like to hear from you.

OK, but why should you get in touch with me?

Well, for starters, I'll tell you a little bit about myself:

I have worked in Talent Acquisition for about 6 years, which is quite a wanky way of saying "I'm a recruiter", but maybe a more acceptable way of saying "I work in HR".

If my choice of career arouses any suspicions that you'd never be able to shut me up, please be reassured that, at home, I am a natural introvert, and love my own independent time just as much as socialising with games or movie nights, cooking, coffee-making, and the rest.

I am a musician in my spare time, which means that occasionally I will play guitar in my room. Also my record player is practically my entire personality. 🤷🏻

But, don't worry, my rock and roll days are behind me, and my amp does not turn up to 11. I am super quiet and respectful, and will not attempt any late night unsolicited communal serenades or DJ sets.

Above all, I'm dependable, honest and trustworthy, I'm quite 'house-proud' too, so always make an effort to keep my room and any communal areas clean and feeling homely. Hope you'd do the same :)

If this isn't enough to convince you of my candidacy for your spare room, then I'll leave you with some glowing testimonials from prior flatmates:

"He sings badly in the shower sometimes, and is annoyingly polite." - Doug

"An absolute pro at taking the bins out. Four Stars." - Tom

"I miss living with him." - Ben

Feel free to reach out if you think we’d be a good fit. Thanks!