If Carlaberg made housemates...

Before we entertain any potential meets, I feel it's best to give you a better picture of the total stranger contacting you off the Internet! I wouldn't want to be a negative chapter in your life, through a lack in communication, nor do I wish to endure unnecessary stress or anxiety while living in your home, so this is me.

Hope I cover the bits most people want to know covered in less time than it takes to get a doctors appointment at your local GP.

One of my greater traits is also occasionally one of my more... frustrating ones. I'm super ADHD. In short,

I'm open, honest, naive, overly friendly, bloody hilarious at times and, like this out of the ordinary, heart on sleeve bio, I give 100% to the things I care about. I'm also very impulsive, quite forgetful and may not read situations the same as others until the next morning. Normally oblivious to the fact I just caused offense or seemed upbrupt. Being offensive or upbrupt is never my intention, I seem to say things without always considering any possible misconception, normally because half of the conversation was in my head and you got the end bit. I'm all about the power of good communication... KEY!

My girlfriend says I have more like ADH double D... I think it's more for the boob reference... She is not only vegan and showing saint like attributes for her skills in the act of patience BUT selling beer and haribos for a living makes her pretty groovy baby, yeah! We don't eat the haribo, they aren't vegan, (mostly) I'm only vegan while I'm with my favourite person. I don't eat things that upset her because I'm not a beast. Also, she's a fantastic cook.

NEVER LET HER USE YOUR KITCHEN. SHE IS A CRAZY PERSON AND WILL USE EVERY UTENSIL WITHIN A10KM RADIUS.

Did I say that?! Whaaaat?

As well as being this big bundle of energy I am very respectful, totally team LGBT and kind of a big deal.

... You know when a bloke isn't having to carry the burden of pretending to be something he isn't... because even if he tried, it would be impossible to keep it up because of his forgetful and impulsive nature... That's me, I really don't have time for leaving bad reviews. Life's too short to not focus on the good. You know, you use more muscles in your face when you frown than when you smile. That's why miserable people look old and wrinkly. That, or like me they're not wearing the glasses theyre meant to and spend the whole day squinting. Anyway, big on positivity, I will find that silver lining, pretty bloody wise as it happens.

Anyways, I work FULL time as an industrial door engineer, Elin lives happily with her mum in Pontyclun. We have travel plans before we settle down, hense the current life choices. If a meet is on the cards, hopefully she'd be tagging along as I don't always have transport. Hopefully won't be waiting too long for my own work van. My job is based in Newport, as am I but throughout the week I'm out on the road, nationwide, spreading joy and being a hero for people with broken doors. I love it.

A drama free, welcoming home that isn't a mess but also not a boot camp would be marvellous. On and off for around 10yrs now, I've lived in a shared home of sorts. Whether it be a live in landlord/lady and myself deal or a house full of randoms totally winging it, both in England and Australia, I've learned that no matter the hemisphere, it's a massive advantage if we have similar interests and preferably not a huge age gap. I'm not getting in many places at my age so spare a thought to the old fella. I think people thing we should have our shit together by the time we hit 35... I mean, it's not, not together! It's clearly much easier living with "your kinda people"..... This is the reason for my overly expressive character awareness bio . If you got this far there's already potential for a beautiful friendship in the making. Did we just become best friends?

Some of my things, I need to find a gym and get back in the zone (before my gf leaves me for an Asian chick with a big butt). I love to cook, I love to eat, I love to sing, I love to dance, I love sports, I like to learn, basically, there's so much room for activities! I would, it consists of a few cringe selfies and one BAD ASS shepards pie..... Not much of a "social media" man more of a "socially inappropriate at times but always has good intentions" man.

If you're smiling, awesome, off to a great start, hope you got the quotes, big green flags. If you are still trying to work out what I'm on about, there's still a chance, you got through quite a lot of bollocks just now. If you think I'm an absolute weirdo that will bug you to death for being too bloody cheery first thing in the morning well didn't I just save us some messing around. I can see this looks totally mental but, it's the secret to happiness. Ask me what that is if you think we could get on and I will think you're a bit of a legend already.

So, erm... Hi, I'm Liam BTW 😂