Will pay rent. Will not steal your oat milk.

Full-time chef, part-time legend, and full-time respectful flatmate.

I'm clean, reliable, employed (thankfully), and looking for a cosy room somewhere vaguely near a Tube line that won’t ruin my will to live.

Not one for big parties — unless you're counting a chamomile tea and a good book. I’ll always pay rent on time, won’t steal your oat milk (swear), and I clean up after myself like an adult.

Ideally looking for a friendly household that enjoys both privacy and the occasional kitchen chat or movie nights.

If you’ve got a decent shower, working WiFi, and walls — I’m interested (just, please, no serial killers).

Ideally looking for East or Central London to make the morning work commute easier.