Jurassic Park was the Best Movie Made in 1993.

Are you looking for the perfect housemate? Someone that was voted as the 2nd best cupcake baker in Islington? Someone that was asked to audition for the new season of Shipwrecked?

Well, you've maybe found one out of three. But you've also found a young professional working for the National Union of Students for the past two years in King's Cross.

But wait- there's more!

Order today and you'll get someone with multilingual skills. Need someone to translate the menu at your local German Bierhaus? Done! Need someone to help score you tickets and even a place to crash for the World Cup and Olympics in Brazil? Done.

And that's not all

Thinking about forming a formidable and feared local mixed netball team? You'll gain a great GA/GS. Finally win against that local office team and victoriously brag at every available opportunity.

As someone that is on the verge of homelessness because of London's vindictive and merciless housing market, I am free to move in and view the flat at any time! This also means that I can come over and view the flat at literally any time.

You'll also get:
- Unwavering support for your favourite local/national sports team of choice.
- An espresso machine and coffee guide. (I've visited 96 coffee shops in London!)
- A 4. 5 litre bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label for your household.
- Someone to co-author that children's book you never knew you wanted to write.
- A pub quiz member that will dominate any movie and/or television round. Sadly, not able to answer any questions on Eastenders of Holly Oaks. But then again, if you could, that might be a dealbreaker?
- And someone who can bake a cake^.

Some more information about me: I studied for my Undergraduate and Postgraduate degree at the University of Warwick. I was also elected President of the Students Union there for a year and much to my surprise did not manage to cause it to burn down/dissolve. I am genuinely laid back, responsible and trying my best to be an active member of society. I enjoy exploring, travelling (I've been to more than 30 countries), keeping fit, debating politics and of course- coffee.

No worries if you don't respond- but do keep in mind that I will die a little bit more inside as this flat hunt has actually broken me.

^ No guarantee provided that cakes are actually good or edible.