FREE BEER (now that I have your attention...)

Now that I have your attention, I need a roommate.

2-storey maisonette in Widcombe very close to central Bath. Old flatmate has just bought a place after living together for a year and a half - so I'm in need of someone to live with!.

£550 per month (plus bills) gets you a double bedroom, shared living room, shared kitchen, and shared bathroom. Oh, and the stairway. That's lovely too.

You'd be living with an actor who also works at the theatres in Bath. I assure you that I, like the stairway, am also lovely. I'm also a non-smoker, clean and tidy, etc, etc...

To qualify as the new roommate, you too must be as lovely as the stairway. No pets allowed as per the terms of the contract I'm afraid... Also no smokers.

Hope to hear from you soon...

Also, just to clarify: there isn't any free beer. Sorry.