One dbl room going spare in a wholesome madhouse

…with a breathing space, pond and personality…

Looking for a calm, kind, and easy-going lodger to join our quirky little household in a spacious home.
One spacious, sunny double room await in a charming and full of character house. There’s a mature garden (great for yoga or stretching - also weight lifting!), a small orchard (who fancy own brewed cider?), and a reflective little pond (perfect for dramatic stares or frog-whispering). We even have a private driveway – because your car deserves to feel special too.
You'll be sharing this slice of semi-rural bliss with me – a therapist by trade, tango dancer by night, and fitness/nutrition-nerd the rest of the time – and my fabulous nearly-12-year-old son (disabled but never dull, he's half wheels, half wit). He's here alternate weeks, just like your exclusive-use of the big bathroom (and shared with him on other weeks but he uses it only 1 hour per day – he is nearly a teenager after all).
Also in residence:
🐾 One old cat (14 years of grump, zero tolerance for foolish dogs)
👑 One Hungarian Vizsla (5 years old, highly affectionate, believes she’s a princess)
Looking for: Someone chilled, preferably with a sense of humour, who doesn’t start work before 7 am and can handle the occasional existential chat over the pond or passing in the corridor if you prefer your own company and space.

Dog owners: If your furry friend doesn’t chase royalty girls (aka the cat and princess ), they’re welcome too – agreed lodging surcharge applies.

One monthly deep clean of shared areas expected unless we strike a brilliant alternative deal. Bills are included except for TV licence and your own loo roll (yes, we’re that honest).
Think you can handle the chaos and charm? Come join our merry gang. 🪴✨