Spacious House in Hove: Your New Home Awaits..

Looking for a place to call home that’s more than just four walls and a roof? Welcome to The Pad: a beautiful, laid-back, and chilled-out 4-bedroom house where I’m renting out two of the bedrooms. With only three housemates (including me, Tony—your log-chopping, Ninja Foodie-loving landlord), we’ve even got a spare room for your friends and family to crash in.

Here’s the breakdown:

The Living Room:

Think cozy evenings with a huge OLED Smart TV (all the streaming services are included—Netflix and chill, anyone?), two plush 3-seater sofas, and a log burner to keep things toasty. Yes, I chop the logs myself because I’m basically Bear Grylls with Wi-Fi. It’s the perfect space to relax, binge-watch your favorite shows, or pretend you’re in a Hallmark Christmas movie.

The Garden:

All 70 glorious feet of it! There’s a patio area with furniture, a firepit, a barbecue, and a log shed. The cherry on top? A fully kitted-out summer house at the end of the garden. It’s got Wi-Fi, electricity, heating, a sofa, and even a fridge-freezer. Perfect for working from home, meditating, or sneaking away from housemate drama (not that we’ll have any, of course).

The Kitchen:

Whether you’re Gordon Ramsay or just know how to microwave a Pot Noodle, this kitchen has everything you’ll ever need:

Separate oven and grill
Nespresso coffee machine (because mornings need caffeine, not chaos)
Induction hobs, microwave, Ninja Foodie 9-in-1, dishwasher, washer, and tumble dryer.
There’s even a double-size American-style fridge-freezer big enough to store an apocalypse stash or just your Friday-night pizza haul.

The Bathroom:

On the first floor, the bathroom is a stunner:

Freestanding bathtub for those candlelit soaks.
Monsoon shower that doubles as a mini steam room.
Funky lighting and Bluetooth connectivity so you can drop some shower karaoke bangers.

The Bedrooms:

Bedroom 1 (First Floor):

A large double room with a solid oak bed (fancy), a £500 Casper mattress (Leonardo DiCaprio approved), smart lighting, a 50” TV with Firestick, and enough storage to keep Marie Kondo happy. Super-fast broadband is included, so no buffering during your Netflix marathons.

Bedroom 2 (Ground Floor):

Cozy AF and self-contained with its own ensuite bathroom (shower, WC, and heated towel rail). It’s snug but practical, with a double bed with under-bed drawers, a chest of drawers, and a separate in-built cupboard just outside the room. Bonus: fewer stairs to climb after a night out.

Bedroom 3 (First Floor):

This one’s for the storage lovers. A brand new Ottoman bed lifts up to reveal a vast cavern of space to hide all your treasures (or clutter—no judgment). It’s got a brand-new mattress, a wardrobe, chest of drawers, and shelving.

The Vibe:

This house isn’t just a place to live—it’s a place to thrive. With smart lighting throughout, super-fast broadband with a Mesh network (so no dead zones), and a landlord who knows how to make a mean log fire, it’s the kind of home you’ll never want to leave.

The Ideal Housemates:

I’m looking for two chilled, tidy, and friendly people to make this house their own. Whether you’re a professional, a creative, or just someone who appreciates a good barbecue and fast Wi-Fi, you’ll fit right in.

If this sounds like your vibe, let’s chat. Bring your personality and a decent Spotify playlist—we’ll handle the rest.

Move in, get cozy, and make this house your home.