🎅🔥 Ho, Ho, Hove Housemates Wanted! 🔥🎅

Hey, future legends! I’m Tony—your soon-to-be landlord, housemate, and part-time Northern elf, specializing in keeping fires roaring and the vibes on point. If you're hunting for a pad that’s equal parts cozy and classy, this 4-bed stunner on the edge of Hove is calling your name.

I’m on the lookout for a new amazing housemate to help to keep this place a true home. Bonus points if you can help polish off the mulled wine (optional, but highly encouraged). Ready to sleigh your living situation? Here’s the lowdown:

🎄 The House
Not just a house—it’s the house. Perfect for cozy nights in, hosting mates, or hiding away with a hot chocolate (or a splash of plonk, your call).

✨ Living Room

Two mega-comfy sofas that double as nap traps.
A roaring log burner for peak winter coziness.
Giant OLED Smart TV with all the streaming goodies: Netflix, Disney+, Prime—you name it.

✨ Kitchen
Culinary HQ for chefs and takeaway heroes alike:

Double oven & induction hob to cook like a pro.
Ninja Foodi 9-in-1 for elevated snack vibes.
American fridge freezer because basic ones just don’t cut it.
Nespresso machine (caffeine is life), dishwasher, washer, tumble dryer, microwave, and a dining table ready for epic game nights.

✨ Bathroom
A spa in disguise:

Stand-alone bathtub for next-level bubble bath therapy.
Monsoon shower/steam room combo with Bluetooth speakers (yes, shower concerts are a thing).
Spa lighting to make brushing your teeth feel boujee.

✨ Garden
70ft of outdoor awesomeness:

Twinkling patio with cozy furniture for wine-filled laughs and deep convos.
Firepit & BBQ—because food + flames = win.
Pimped-out summer house with Wi-Fi, heating, and even a fridge freezer. Perfect for work, play, or procrastination.

✨ Parking
Space for three cars—or one sleigh and a reindeer squad.

🎁 The Rooms
🛌 Bedroom 1 (Upstairs)
Think cozy hotel suite vibes:

Solid oak double bed with a brand-new Casper mattress (hello, cloud life).
Built-in wardrobes, chest of drawers, and bedside tables.
50" TV with Firestick—Netflix and chill ready.

🛌 Bedroom 2 (Ground Floor)
Your private retreat:

Double room with en-suite (shower + WC).
Under-bed storage, chest of drawers, and an extra cupboard for your treasures.

💡 The Extras

Super-fast broadband with a Mesh network that even covers the garden.
Smart lighting throughout—set the mood your way.
Spare room for when your mates overstay their welcome.

🫶 The Vibe
This isn’t just a crash pad—it’s a proper home. I’m all about chilled vibes, mutual respect, and good times. Fancy a BBQ? Great. Need quiet time? Sorted. Just be tidy, sociable, and ready for a healthy dose of Northern banter (basically, I’m a walking sitcom).

💸 The Details
Move-in date is flexible, but wouldn’t it be magic to settle in before Santa’s visit? 🎅

DM me if you’re feeling it might be for you. Let’s arrange a viewing and see if you’re what we are looking for. Bonus points for marshmallow roasting skills or secret karaoke talents. 😉