Large room and en suite in shared flat.

Bright basement flat in Queens Park area, Glasgow South, with live-in landlady and cat, has furnished double room available - would suit any meat suit with existential dread looking for a rental up to 18 months with options to extend or shorten. It's flexible, is what I'm saying.

En suite shower and toilet/sink. Double bed, chest of drawers, wardrobe, trash can, blind and beanbag. This room has the boiler in it, and while it doesn't make a lot of noise, it might not suit a particularly light sleeper. It is currently white, with a beige blind and no lampshade. You are welcome to decorate it as you want, I do not mind. The ensuite is decorated, rather fetchingly if one were to ask me, and it has a wee heater because there is no radiator in there.

The cat will want to be your friend, as may I. The cat is 16, cooler than we can ever hope to be, and pretty chill. He's an outdoor cat, friendly to his own limit, which changes by the minute and has been my friend for 12 years. The area is lovely and friendly, and when things are open again, we are close to loads of shops and places to be. Less than two minutes walk to both bus and train, plus we're a block away from a station of those hire bikes, and Queens Park itself.

I'm theatre / entertainment based and I am home most of the time because there's people out there, and I work from the flat as much as I can - I make things and record stuff and freelance when I can find the work. I am a coffee fiend and will not accept decaf in this home! If you don't drink any form of caffeine I don't trust you. I am trying my best to be a piscatarian and I'm pretty much dairy free, but bacon and sausages will ever be my downfall. Don't @ me, I already feel guilty, but I avoid the red meat, dairy, and chicken industry as best I can. You will occasionally find me stuffing a Big Mac down my gullet though. Again, don't @ me, I'm aware, we're all hypocrites, hush.

My best friend has described me as a weird, wonderful nerd and I stand by that. I'm as nice as I can be on this mortal coil, and I strive to be better. I also suffer from depression, but hey, if you don't suffer from some kind of mental health issue, are you even paying attention?

Anyway, there's a nice kitchen, a living room with a decent telly, and an Xbox One upon which I will challenge you to a Sonic race. Fun times. There's excellent 80Mb fibre broadband, bills included unless you use the landline, but who does that? The 90's aren't making that big of a comeback.

There's a washing machine and a dishwasher and I always think that trying to leave the shared spaces the way they're found is a safe bet. If the dishwasher is full, turn it on, if it's finished empty it, blah blah blah. I bake amazing little biscuits when the mood takes me.

I have no preference as to whether you are male or female or how old you are, so long as you don't mind me smoking (!) and can cope with a resting b*tch face.

Get in touch, and we can video chat or whatever. I have been isolated, with some recent visits with other isolated households, so the flat remains virus free to the best of my knowledge, and I am not essential or in any front line key worker position. Who knows? I haven't driven to Durham or anywhere.

You will need bedding, although there is a spare duvet and pillows if you're at a loss.