HEY! YOU! House it going?

Have you ever thought "Today is the day I change my life"?

Well, this place cannot help turn your shitty life around, but, can certainly provide a nice place to live within a relatively tosser-free neighbourhood.
Up for grabs, a genuinely medium sized, bright double bedroom, four walls and completely waterproof. I could lie on the floor in any orientation and not touch a thing!

And OMFG, the location is the absolute tits - a 1 minute, 46-second sprint to Glasgow Central. The apartment is on the eighth floor on a quiet-ish road but a hot second away from the revelry found in Central Glasgow; as if you crazy cats need a reason to party. On the flipside, 30 minutes further on brings you to Glasgow Green; perfect for dog watching or nursing a Sunday hangover.

Your new housemates (soon to be regular mates): myself and Emma are a young couple, first aid trained and proficient in Microsoft Excel. I work for the NHS and Emma is going back to university to study Veterinary Medicine. We like hanging out, binge-watching Netflix, and drinking wine to solve life problems - by replacing them with liver problems.

Back to the home: we have Gas, we have Electricity, we have Water on FLIPPING TAP. More so, we have a super chill landlord, underground parking, a squatty potty and a beer pong table. Did I mention there's a washer/dryer?

So the question is, do you want to live within throwing distance of 4 and 1/2 bars? In the event of an alcohol-induced injury, wouldn't it be nice to be a 25-minute wailing stumble to Glasgow Royal Infirmary? Would you like to live in a place, full stop? If you answered yes to any of the above, well, this could be the apartment for you.

P. S The bedroom will come with a bed, a wardrobe and your own bathroom.
P. S. S. Bills are around 100 in the Summer; 150 max during the Winter,
P. S. S. S. Move in date is dependant on when my current housemate heads off to Shetland (for work - not voluntarally), but will be around late September. Non negotiable.
P. S. S. S. S. For couples, the room is £280 each pcm.
P. S. S. S. S. S. Looking for people with a keen interest in Botany.

Please DM us about yourself and why you feel you would make a good addition to the flat. Anymore generic, copy and paste messages we recieve will be responded to with a link to Rick Astley "Never gonna give you up".

NB: We're getting a lot of interest so rather than meet everyone individually we're hosting a group house viewing on Saturday 27th August. You can check out the flat, meet us and other like-minded folk who you could potentially buddy up with. This will be the last and only viewing.

Note this isn't a house party. Hahaha Nah Just Kidding; it's gonna be an Absolute Rager!!! BYOB.