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✨ Small Double Room – Bethnal Green E2 – £745 All- in one of East London’s best-kept secrets.

The Ad Agencies Wish They’d Written (But Didn’t) ✨

(Yes, People — you saw it here first. Copy-paste all you want.
The original lives in E2 and drinks strong coffee.)

Let’s skip the estate-agent nonsense and talk like actual humans.

If you’re done with chaotic housemates, cramped hostels, weird vibes, or landlords who don’t understand the word boundary — breathe.
You’ve just found the antidote.

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🛏️ The Room

A genuinely honest small double with:
• Big bed (comfy, not IKEA regret)
• Built-in wardrobe and 6 draw chest
• Lockable door, 2 double plug sockets, Lamp
• North-facing window with privacy and light controlled curtains

£745pcm includes everything: rent, council tax, electricity, water, and 350 Mb Wi-Fi.
No admin fees. No secret bills. Happy to add to my Netflix account, share food, peace and quiet.

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🏡 The Flat

A tidy, warm two-bed in a quiet block where people mind their business like professionals.

You get:
• A kitchen you’ll actually want to cook in
• A bathroom cleaned after use (it’s lived-in, not a show home).
• A shared cosy lounge

🌿 How It Smells (Yes, this is important)

A natural, subtle blend of:
• Morning coffee
• Clean air through the hallway
• Fresh laundry
• Clean floors,

Most people say the flat instantly feels like they can breathe again — warm, simple, and comforting.

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📍 The Postcode (aka the bit that makes estate agents weep)
• 4 mins to E. Pellicci’s — café royalty since 1900
• 5 mins to Bethnal Green Tube/Overground (City in 15, Oxford Circus in 25)
• 6 mins to 24-hour PureGym
• 8 mins to York Hall for spa days, boxing, and steam-room therapy
• 10 mins to Victoria Park for parkrun and summertime escapism
• 12 mins to Brick Lane for bagels, curry, rooftops, and questionable decisions
• Sundays = Columbia Road flowers + Broadway Market food heaven
• Tesco, Sainsbury’s & Iceland 2 mins away for emergency chocolate operations 🍫

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👤 About Me (Your Future Flatmate)

I’m Aj — 30s, Optical Technician, cyclist, and genuinely peaceful, tidy, and grounded.

Drama-free. Respectful. Warm.
And yes — I’m a safe, calm male flatmate.
Privacy is sacred here:
• Doors stay closed
• No one enters anyone’s room
• No weirdness
• No crossing lines — ever

I work full-time and I’m out during the day, so the flat is yours to enjoy. I don’t need this room rented to eat and proudly allergic to drama.

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🌟 Who This Place Is Perfect For

A warm, friendly professional woman (25–40) who wants:
• Safety
• Peace
• Cleanliness
• Respect
• Stability
• A home that feels grounding, not draining

You don’t need to be sober, just low-key.
No smokers, no heavy drinkers, no party animals.

We don’t live in each other’s pockets — but we’ll probably share the odd laugh, story, or accidental over-portioned carbonara.

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House Rules (Simple, Fair, Human)

• No smoking
• Low/no alcohol in common areas
• Guests: occasional, not constant
• Tidy is the love language

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The Safety Bit (Because I Know It Matters)

To make this 100% stress-free and transparent:
• You get full ID and references from me
• Happy to meet for coffee first in a public place
• Zero creepy energy — mum raised me far too well
• Boundaries are respected like religion
• Time to think — no pressure, no rushing

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💛 The Comfort + Safety Reassurance

You are in complete control of your space here.
Your comfort sets the tone.
Your boundaries are the default.

I go out of my way to create an environment where women feel safe, respected, and never on edge:

• No hovering, no over-talking, no invading your downtime
• No unsolicited comments, ever
• You’ll never be put in an awkward situation
• You’ll always know exactly what to expect — calm, consistency, and respect

This is a home where you can exhale without being watched, judged, or interrupted.

Where the energy is soft, mature, and steady — not unpredictable.

Women who’ve lived with me always say the same thing: It was nice and “can I move back in” 😇

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📩 Message Me With:
1. What you do
2. Expected move-in date
3. Your ideal home vibe
4. Your favourite guilty-pleasure takeaway (yes, this tells me a LOT about a person)
5. Or Show interest and just message me with a Hi 👋 and we can go for a coffee.

Viewings from 1 Dec.
First warm, genuine, laugh-out-loud human gets the keys 🔐 Your new sanctuary is waiting.
Don’t miss this one — these rooms don’t come up often, and they don’t sit empty.

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Aj
Optical Wizard 👓 | Cycling Menace 🚴‍♂️ | Sober Leo 🦁 | Peace Merchant

(Agencies, feel free to steal — just spell my name right.)