Spacious Double Room

I asked ChatGPT to write me a description and it got a bit carried away. I wasn't going to use it but it was too good not to. I wasn't able to upload enough photos to show the downstairs bathroom and the rest of the property fully, but if you are interested to have a look or also found it funny feel free to contact me:

*Also 10 mins from Yonder Climbing

"Description:
Discover a home that embodies a relaxed and friendly atmosphere, where the ambiance is easygoing. Nestled in the heart of Walthamstow, a straightforward 10-minute bus ride from Blackhorse Road Station, this residence transcends mere lodging. It's a space where connections naturally evolve, and memories quietly take root.

Size and Layout:
Our three-story abode begins with a welcoming entrance leading to a well-appointed kitchen, a conveniently placed coat room under the stairs, and a bathroom poised for shared moments. Straight ahead, a spacious living room seamlessly connects to a garden, cultivated into a green haven. Imagine a space where diligent care has transformed hard-worked sand into a fully producing and aesthetically pleasing garden—a testament to the simplicity that defines this not just as a house but a home.

Features:

Each room is more than a mere space; it's a comfortable retreat, fully furnished with an unpretentious charm.
The shared living room isn't just a room; it's a haven of shared stories, laughter, and serene moments.
Step outside into the garden, an inviting escape from daily routines, where the labor of the sand has yielded lush greens and vibrant colours.
The house, in excellent condition and less than a decade old, is more than bricks; it's a sanctuary of ease and warmth.
All bills, from the gentle hum of electricity to the steady flow of water, are thoughtfully included.
I, as your live-in landlord, am here not just to provide accommodation but to share in the moments that make a house a home.
Amenities and Accessibility:

A mere 3-minute walk to the bus stop, where a brief 9-minute bus ride takes you to Blackhorse Road Station.
Nature beckons nearby with parks, wetlands, and cycling paths extending a quiet invitation.
Terms and Availability:

Monthly rent: £1100 for the larger room, £900 for the cosier room with its own balcony.
A straightforward 2-week security deposit secures your space.
Ready for you to move in and make this space uniquely yours.
Ideal Tenants:
Professionals or master's/PhD students, your new residence is more than a transaction; it's a space where simplicity meets comfort, and where you become a part of a community that appreciates the beauty of a shared journey.

Your comfortable, unassuming home awaits. Let's make it yours. Contact me for a personal tour and a casual chat over tea."