Wanna join a crazy house? 🤪🏠🎉😂🥳💃🕺🎭🔥🙃🎈✨

We're looking for one more to join our mad family👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧. As a house of 8 🧖🍜we clearly need a 9th 🚫member and one room is up for grabs!

Slight disclaimer... We're not yet decided which room is up for grabs, because us current housemates are mulling all swapping rooms!

We're 30 seconds walk from Ealing Common tube station and 30 seconds drive from the A406/Uxbridge Road junction for all your transport requirements. We have a Local Sainsbury's🍲🥞🦑🥔🥕🦐, various amenities and other dining establishments right on the doorstep.

For simplicity, your rent is fixed and includes council tax and all bills, utilities, internet, toilet paper, washing up liquid, whatever else you can think of that it should like pizza🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕. We’re not hiding any costs!

We all enjoy getting take out or cooking in (including BBQs 🥓🥓🍔🌭🍔🌭🍔🌭in the garden🌴!), games nights🎲🃏🎯🎳, roast dinners🍗, brewing beer/cider🍻, arts, crafts, manifesting to the moon🌝, bouncing on the trampoline 🦘🦘🦘🦘(which turns into a swimming pool in the summer🏊🐠), pyromania🔥, making songs, puns and doing projects (one of which is an outdoor pizza oven! Homemade pizza all the time!!!!!!!!🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕) You can expect an invite to Christmas 🤶🎅🎄🎄🎉🌲dinner forever after you leave...

🦔🦔🦔🦔THE AWESOME HOUSEMATES!!!!!!!! 😎🆒👨‍🍳🍪
Soraia is also the co-CEO of The Big Gay 🕴️ and a part-time witch 🧙‍♀️hailing from Portugal 🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹🇵🇹. She is also a singer songwriter 👩‍🎤👩‍🎤(but when I’m in my room you can’t hear me). Plant mum to approximately a jungle 🌿🌿🌿🌿🌿 and a down to earth aries🐏.

Hey, I’m Kelsey! 🎬 I’m studying Film Production and aspiring Set Decorator, so I get to play with sets and props (yep, I’m the person who makes sure the coffee cups are always in the right place ☕️). I work in cinema 🍿 and horror is my favorite genre 👻. I’m Irish 🍀, and yes, I have a thing for potatoes 🥔. I’m quiet at first 🤫, but once I’m comfortable, you’ll get the full Kelsey experience—quirky, a little weird, and definitely more into animals than people 🐾. Oh, and my hair will probably change color by then 🎨.

David is a boring accountant 🧾by day ☀️ and trampoline🦘/karaoke🎤 aficionado by night🌚 (unless he's working from home, at which point he's that by day as well). The token Scotsman🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳ó %81£󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳ó %81£󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳ó %81£󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳ó %81£󠁴󠁿 in the house who often needs a translator by his side for anyone to understand what he says (probably something about Irn Bru🍹).

Oliver is a thinly-veiled computer💻💻 geek🤓 who branches out into odd contraptions and explosive🤯💣💥🧨🧪 back-garden science. Find him sitting in exactly the middle of the living room, or in a tent 🎪in a far flung land...

Meet Darshan, a street-dancing, boxing-loving, fitness freak who's always ready to bring the banter, fashionably of course 💃🥊👖! If cardio’s your jam, he’ll give you a run for your money. Always up for a laugh, and forever the life of whatever house party or impromptu dance circle forms in the living room 💃😂. Attending boxing class before breakfast? That’s just a regular Tuesday for Darshan. When he's not busting out moves on the pavement or perfecting his right hook, you'll find him planning another adventure to some far-flung place ✈️🏝️.

Fran is an over-enthusiast and polymath working in the realm of old documents and ancient file formats. She enjoys making concoctions and combining ingredients that probably shouldn't go together. When not at home or in the office she can be found sleeping in unusual places or in the water. Interests are numerous but include plants, terrible films, swimming, fire, theatre, reading, coding, game creation, skating, monkey-bars, jelly, wombling and dictionaries. She likes making stuff happen and building cool things. Excellent cheap-skater who once walked 96 miles because the train was a little pricey.

Hey, I’m Josh! 🐱 I’m a Film student 🎬 aiming to make it in the business. When I’m not watching films or binge-watching TV shows 📺, you’ll probably find me gaming 🎮 or quietly plotting my next big creative move. I like my space, so you’ll catch me in the garden 🌿 or my room, but don’t worry—I’m friendly. Just like a cat, I’ll come out for a good chat when I’m in the mood. Oh, and I’m a big Chelsea fan ⚽️, but I’ll keep the enthusiasm at a reasonable level. Quirky & laid-back, that’s me!

YOUR ROOM (where you'll probably sleep) 😴😴😪😪💤💤🛌🛏️:

You get a nice roomy room, huge windows, your own sink/washbasin, and a generally nice place to hang out.

On top of that the house 🏡is very spacious too. It has two kitchens equipped with washing machine, dishwasher and the usual and unusual cooking appliances (I'm talking to you candyfloss machine🍭). There is also a dining room, a large lounge with a projector and three and a half bathrooms 🚽🚽🚾(one of which is a brewery🍻).

Before you commit, you should meet us to see if we get on. We are good at making tea!!!!🍵☕☕🍵🎂🍰

Drop us a message with a little about you (also, most importantly, what's your Spoons🥄 breakfast🍳 order) and we'll be in touch!

You get a prize🏆 if you can tell us what we’re standing in front of in our profile picture.