10/10 flat with a 11/10 housemate

My current housemate is sadly moving out, he used to make me delicious margs and bring me crème eggs when I’m hungover so new housemate expectations are already pretty high.

The flat is relatively new so no spiders have been spotted, yet. There’s a 24/7 concierge - sometimes they smile, sometimes they not smile, a rooftop on the 23rd floor so you can watch the Battersea fireworks without paying £20 for a paper cup of mulled wine, and a balcony with all the plants that I fail to keep alive. I also have a golden retriever pup called Milo who will (probably) want more belly scratches than I will.

Other amenities include:
All bills included (inc council tax)
A cleaner
Own bathroom
Underfloor heating
Me
My neighbour is going to read this so I have to say she’s nice too.

I’m looking for someone to buy in snacks for when we watch TV like the Malone’s on Gogglebox. I’m a veggie so would prefer someone that isn’t going to roast a hog every night, but it’s not a deal-breaker, especially if you roast some potatoes alongside it for me. Someone tone deaf who can’t hear how bad I am at singing would be a bonus. Obviously you need to be clean, quiet, respectful, non-judgy when I order a PizzaHut straight after the gym.

I’m 33, northern and lecture maths at uni, so I’m probably the coolest person you’ll find on here. If you think you’re equally as cool then drop me a message.