Friendly little hovel

1 luxurious room has become available in this 4 bedroom crack-den in the lovely area of Sharrowvale. The landlord is actively investing in improving the property. There are no pest infestations whatsoever.

With the current inhabitants there really is something for everybody...
The landlord (Ian a. k.a. Forehead a. k.a. Pop-up Pirate) is live-in, he's a mexicanesque computer-game addicted midget. He's very polite and used to be a doctor until he got struck off.

The other is Liam, a young, mild-mannered, sexy professional with an alcohol problem.

The 3rd member is a slightly camp, over-sensitive poet on Job seeker's allowance. He's a lovely cherubic lad who likes a cry now and then.

Applicants will be assessed by our resident life-coach/amateur psychiatrist, Liam.