12 months contract housemate L3 city centre

The ad is for the central room. All bills are shared – council tax, water, internet, electricity, TV license. Average cost: about £580 in summer, up to £660 in winter. Fast broadband included.

Looking for people with common sense, clean, and who shower and wash clothes regularly. No smelly stuff, sorry, not welcome. Religion-free house, though no issue if you have one.

This is our house, so it must be kept clean, cared for, and without random strangers on after-parties. Guests are fine, but you’re responsible for them.

Hypothetical: sex with a side partner? Fine, just no drama. Smoking or sniffing? Your choice – but if you lose control, it’s instant kick-out. No addicts. I smoke pot.

Gay, bi, LGBT+? Very welcome, bring your flag. My last housemate was. Just don’t be a Karen.

Flat contract runs until September and can be renewed. Move-in is fine.

Dirty dishes? Message or put them in the dishwasher. No silly arguments. Heating is on in winter, dishwasher is for using – not here to penny-pinch.

The place is furnished and decorated, but if you have your own stuff, bring it and we make this place better.

Neighbours are chilled, no drama, no grandmas.

Preference for English speakers. Bonus if we can exchange language lessons – I can teach Portuguese, and some Spanish/Italian, in return for Chinese, French, Spanish, Italian, Indian, or Arabic.

Students welcome, but no tax-free or HMO benefits.

Concierge 24/7, parking available. Couples +£300.

About me, I'm a profesional, I talk a lot and I look for people to share the house and not only the kitchen or bathroom. I workout, I do diet; I like travelling, videogame, go-kart, beach vibes and nightlife